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Relationship Advice About Stress Levels and Tolerance

Relationship Advice to Increase Stress Levels of Love Interest

Wait for stressful situations to pursue. (e.g. a few weeks after graduation, finals week, a family death, or job firing).
People who live stress-free lives are very resistant to love. Their safety needs are very little or nothing. Wait till their circles of friends disintegrate after graduation, when their dreams of career are crushed, forced to deal with the daily grind of a unfulfilling job, and come home to an empty apartment. This is the time when they need you.
Encourage love interest to take a job where he/she has to fight traffic for at least 2 hours a day.
If you love interest is too busy fighting traffic, they will have less time for a social life. The added stress will make them more vulnerable to love. Two hours multiplied by 5 days is 10 hours. That is a lost of almost a whole day that your love interest could have used to expand and maintain their support network. Now they are forced to streamline their support group to one person, you.
To increase financial stress, encourage love interest to max out his/her credit cards getting him/her into debt. Tell love interest that he/she only deserves the best money can buy.
Your love interest's is a shopaholic and have maxed out their credit cards and is now on the verge of bankruptcy. Better yet, they also have crushing student loan payments. You one the other hand have no debt, excellent credit rating, and a stable six-digit income. You can buy a Ferrari on credit alone. You will be very attractive to your love interest. However, you have to make sure you can bail them out financially when you finally win their love.
Make sure love interest does not sleep by keeping him/her up late as possible.
Lack of sleep impairs your ability to handle stress. Sleep deprivation is a common torture technique and useful in interrogations to psychologically break someone down.
Discourage love interest from taking vitamins, living a healthy lifestyle, and exercising.
People who do not live health lifestyles usually lack energy and the ability to relieve stress. They will need a lover to relieve their stress.
Crank call your love interest to scare him/her. Do not get caught.
With all the psychos out there, your love interest may wish you to stay over or even better asked to move in with you. Crank calling is very common practice for obsessed ex-lovers.

Relationship Advice to Lower Stress Levels Alone

Learn stress coping or relaxation skills like praying, meditation, yoga, or exercising.
Monks, nuns, gurus, and other religious people usually do not need lovers because they have learned to lower their stress using these methods.
Take anti-anxiety drugs like Valium.
When your building is burning down and people are jumping out of windows to escape fire, you calmly rush to save a baby trapped in the inferno and begin directing others to the fire escape exits. Everybody thinks you are a hero with nerves of steel. Little do people know that their hero is hooked on Valium.
Drink alcohol.
Next time you drive your drunken friends home who are puking in back of your car, you can tell yourself that they either have very low stress tolerance or have very stressful lives.
Buy yourself a gun and support the NRA.
Wonder why women like men in uniform? Men in uniform usually carry guns. Wonder why women dream of a knight in shining armor? Knights carry swords. Wonder why James Bond is always in bed with beautiful women? He carries a Walther PPK. Just make sure you don't accidentally shoot your lover when they wake in the middle of the night to get a glass of water.

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