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The Soulmate Manifesto:
Uniting All Soulmate Believers in an Effort to Solve Dating
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How to Use the Manifesto
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Besides using it for yourself to find and maintain love, below are some other good uses of the manifesto.
Other Good Uses of the Manifesto
- Use it to give you the edge over competing suitors who are more attractive than you, landing somebody who is totally out of your league.
- Give it to love interest as empirical evidence to prove that he/she should be with you.
- Give it to the person you are rejecting to help explain why you are rejecting him/her.
- Give hope to the person you are rejecting. One day he/she will find his/her soulmate.
- Give yourself closure or make it hard for your love interest to reject you. Ask the person who is rejecting you to explain why you are being rejected. Also, use it to convince your lover that he/she is making the mistake of his/her life rejecting you.
- Seek revenge. Sentence your former lover, who is now stuck in a bad relationship, to a life of regret for rejecting you. Prove mathematically you two were indeed soulmates.
- Give hope to your lonely friends and family members. Dating will be solved.
- Use it to hit on potential soulmates. "Have you ever read The Soulmate Manifesto?"
- Stop your whining friends, family, co-workers from depressing you when they start telling you about their dysfunctional relationships.
- Get your friend to breakup with the person who is always beating him/her down.
- Get your lover whom you have invested the best years of your life to finally marry you.
- Use it to predict the winner of dating reality shows, like The Bachelor.
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