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The Soulmate Manifesto:
Uniting All Soulmate Believers in an Effort to Solve Dating
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Materialistic Needs
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1. Primary Needs (Food, Water, Shelter, Transportation)
Primary needs are the minimal needs for survival and happiness. People who are unable to satisfy their primary needs will usually find someone to satisfy these needs.
Insights and Predictions
- People in poor countries will marry younger.
- People who do not have cars will be attracted to those who have cars.
Tactics to Fulfill Primary Needs of Love Interest
- Be a sugar daddy or mama. Become wealthy and offer to pay love interest's rent, car payments, and other bills.
- Always pay on a date.
Tactics to Fulfill Primary Needs Alone
- Get a job.
- Smooch off the government. Get welfare or financial aid.
- Stay at home and smooch off your parents.
2. Sexual Needs
The need to procreate is usually strong in most people. This variable is more important for people who believe that sex should be reserved for loving monogamous relationships. Sex is an addictive drug. It produces biochemical reactions releasing endorphins and other chemicals that make you feel good. Close intimate contact also relieves stress. Therefore, sex can also be used to fulfill entertainment and safety needs. For simplicity, we will keep it under materialistic needs.
Insights and Predictions
- If sex is great, people tend to stay in dysfunctional relationship longer and breaking up is harder.
- Commitment like marriage will take longer if you are getting sex for free or at little cost. "Why buy the cow when the milk is free" argument.
- People who are sexually active will devote a lot of time, money, and energy to remain that way.
- Impotency or infertility causes stress in a relationship.
Tactics to Fulfill Sexual Needs of Love Interest
- Have sex with love interest as soon as possible. (Assuming you are good in bed)
- Be a great lover and get love interest hooked.
- Use Viagra.
Tactics to Fulfill Sexual Needs Alone
- Buy yourself a purity ring and vow to be celibate until marriage at a Christian rally.
- Become a born-again virgin.
- Find another addiction to replace sex - crack, heroin, money, power, or winning.
- Take cold showers or resort to self-gratification.
- Pursue people who are horny and offer sex for free. Be a slut. (Note: both males and females can be sluts)
- Hire a prostitute.
3. Materialistic Desires
People have varying materialistic desires. Some people are able to be content with the simple things in life. They do not mind wearing clothes marked "Irregular" purchased at outlet stores, or retail liquidators like Ross or Marshalls. Others could only be happy if they have the finer things in life, like driving a BMW 7 series and living in a big beach house. These people, if unable to satisfy these materialistic desires by themselves, will likely find a partner that could.
Insights and Predictions
- Rich and powerful people are more attractive to materialistic people than non-materialistic people.
- Most domestic conflicts are due to financial reasons.
Tactics to Fulfill Materialistic Desires of Love Interest
- Satisfy love interest's materialistic desires by becoming rich and powerful through inheritance, education, business, investments, or crime.
Tactics to Fulfill Materialistic Desires Alone
- Satisfy your own materialistic desire by becoming rich and powerful through inheritance, education, business, investments, or crime.
- Learn to live within your means.
- Convince yourself money is the root of all evils. Accept being poor.
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